My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said “If you’re being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions.” Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida. As well as invited by the Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Shirt. What an unbelievable event! I’m so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. I’m so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air.
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Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots. Using about a Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Shirt. And a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However, it too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so leftover apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots.
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This was a great story. I love the twist it took there at the end. The dissent sees that coming. Very good at bringing your story together. For all your characters to come full circle in such a short story? Shows gr8 writing skills. Looking forward to more of your stories! Poor Jake, he couldn’t catch a break. I wonder who he lost, was it his mom, Amy? Alas, the Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Shirt couldn’t help him. Just an FYI, noticed you spell neighbors and neighborhood with an extra “u”. Which is more of a UK, Canadian and Australian spelling than American? Love this! I dug the whole vibe. Reminded me of a mix of evil dead, supernatural, and badlands. A lot of good shit. Please keep writing!
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