Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Shirt

$21.99

(10 customer reviews)

Shipping and return policies

My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said “If you’re being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions.” Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida. As well as invited by the Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Shirt. What an unbelievable event! I’m so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. I’m so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air.

Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Ladies Tee For Men And Women

Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic V-Neck
V-Neck
Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Tank Top
Tank Top

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots. Using about a Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Shirt. And a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However, it too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so leftover apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots.

Official Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Sweatshirt, Hoodie

Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Hoodie
Hoodie
Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt

This was a great story. I love the twist it took there at the end. The dissent sees that coming. Very good at bringing your story together. For all your characters to come full circle in such a short story? Shows gr8 writing skills. Looking forward to more of your stories! Poor Jake, he couldn’t catch a break. I wonder who he lost, was it his mom, Amy? Alas, the Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Shirt couldn’t help him. Just an FYI, noticed you spell neighbors and neighborhood with an extra “u”. Which is more of a UK, Canadian and Australian spelling than American? Love this! I dug the whole vibe. Reminded me of a mix of evil dead, supernatural, and badlands. A lot of good shit. Please keep writing!

Other Products: Cat Nurse The Devil Whispered In My Ear You’re Not Strong Enough To Withstand Shirt

Style

Classic T-Shirt, Flowy Tank Top, Long Sleeved T-Shirt, Premium T-Shirt, Tank Top, Unisex Hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex Zip Hoodie, V-Neck T-Shirt

Color

Air Force Blue, Black, Bottle Green, Charcoal, Forest Green, Gold, Jade, Navi Blue, Plum, Purple, Red, Red Hot Chilli, Royal Blue, Sport Grey, White

Size

2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, L, M, S, XL

Brand

The first Tees

Thefirsttees.com is a reputable shirt selling website and always ensures the best quality to customers. There are many hot models here, updating new products daily for customers to choose from. With online shopping, convenient and fast, you will not need to worry about weather conditions. Thefirsttees will bring the best choice to every customer.
thefirsttees

10 reviews for Cute If Life Gives You Melons You May Be Dyslexic Shirt

  1. Hayden

    Nice T-shirt, delivered to the right size

  2. Stephen

    The second time to buy t-shirts in the store, good quality

  3. Joselyn (verified owner)

    Very nice T-shirt shop, will come back to next shop

  4. Barry (verified owner)

    I bought 3 shirts for the whole family, for my kids, they looked so cute

  5. Phoenix (verified owner)

    I will visit the store next time

  6. Chair13 (verified owner)

    The shirt shop is very nice, well worth the money to buy

  7. Baron (verified owner)

    Very good shirt quality

  8. Zakinov (verified owner)

    New trend, I really like

  9. Zakinov (verified owner)

    Nice t-shirt, I am very satisfied with the product here

  10. Hollibaugh (verified owner)

    I bought the store many times, I really like it

Add a review

Material: 100% cotton
Color: Various colors available
Size: Available in sizes from S to 5XL
Style: Hoodies, tank tops, youth tees, long sleeve tees, sweatshirts, unisex V-neck tees, and more
Imported from: United States
SKU: TFT54542 Categories: , , Tags: , , , ,
Back to top