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“That doesn’t look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey”. OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this “six-foot turkey” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex – he’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. Because Velociraptor’s a Daddy T-Rex Velociraptor Spinosaurus You Are My Favorite Dinosaur Shirt. And he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this: a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. I didn’t like Jurassic World 1 or 2 and I don’t expect to like 3, but goddamn, Sam Neill’s supposed to return in 3.

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Although emus are pretty friendly it’s still utterly terrifying to have them run at you when you’re not used to being around 5-ft tall birds! I once applied for a job at a stable and they kept emus with the horses, and we went to meet them. It was scary! Whenever I go to the zoo here, the only exhibit that causes a little tingle from my Daddy T-Rex Velociraptor Spinosaurus You Are My Favorite Dinosaur Shirt. Nothing’s scarier than having an emu or ostrich rip the whole bag of animal food out of your hand at once. Even as a little kid it bothered me that his final point for comparing them to birds was “even the name raptor means bird of prey”. I always thought this too. Like defining something by using its name. Definition of raptor: a raptor-like creature.

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If he made it his first point and changed the like to something like “we call them raptors for god sakes” I don’t think it would’ve bothered me nearly as much. I didn’t have as formulated thoughts as a kid. But it still bothered me to the point that I’ve been thinking about it my entire life. That’s why at ostrich farms if you ever get a chance to visit one, people often walk around with long white poles of PVC pipe. The ostriches are scared of the Daddy T-Rex Velociraptor Spinosaurus You Are My Favorite Dinosaur Shirt. You don’t whack them with the pole just hold it up high and kind of wave it. Ostriches have big ass claws like this and if they kick you you’re gonna have a bad time. I have a hard time wrapping my head around how scary these bastards would be.

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