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The first time I saw you I couldn’t take my eyes off you. In school, I was always there for you when assholes you dated treated you with 1% of the Official Bigfoot Hold Toilet Paper Ew People Shirt. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an asshole had broken up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn’t think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you.

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I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out. Because an asshole had broken up with you and you needed to take your mind off it. And I was busy I made time for you. But I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the Official Bigfoot Hold Toilet Paper Ew People Shirt. At prom, you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a douche who had asked another girl before you. That’s the reason I didn’t go because I couldn’t go with you. I never told you this before but you’ve gone as far as you need to.

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SweatshirtAnd then after you sanded that wooden penis into a smooth, useable object, you had to lacquer it, and possibly apply a coat of varnish safe for insertion. Nowadays you damn kids and your purple dildos. You just go to Bob’s Crank Shaft and walk out with 14 purple dildos. And you’re talking about the privilege and the poppy.  And the velocity and the Official Bigfoot Hold Toilet Paper Ew People Shirt. When I met my wife, I didn’t just go down to Tom’s Rubber Tackle Shack and walk out with one of them magic vibrato things. No sir! I cut that out and sanded it down, in my woodshop. Damn kids.

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