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Are you insane?? Geese are evil, evil creatures bent on destruction and chaos! I grew up in Manitoba, and I tried to pet one of those things as a child… You’d be surprised how much damage can be done from a bite from a creature with no teeth. Canada Geese are quite possibly the Pretty LGBT Pride No Gender Only Goose Vintage Shirt. Overpopulate small bodies of water, ruin people’s lawns and then increase the nitrogen content of lakes/ponds to the point that algae bloom everywhere and all the fish die… Yea, not only are there the migratory groups but the locals. They get all in a tizzy this time of year when they have to see each other more often and are really territorial.

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Not to mention it’s about near baby time. I am convinced all the bloodthirst, hatred, and overall meanness Canadians do not exhibit is condensed and pressed into goose form all around our country. Canadian Geese are pure fucking evil. I think it may just be specifically Canadian ones though. I did have a Pretty LGBT Pride No Gender Only Goose Vintage Shirt with us who started running up to pet the geese. That’s an interesting theory, and obviously the only logical conclusion. Were it not for our geese to absorb our hatred like an avian box of baking soda, we’d be as angry and hateful as an Indian at a Pakistani birthday party. He was hiding in a dumpster and ambushed me. A whack in the face with wing, followed by a hissing fit.

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That’s a picture of him hiding, waiting for me to come back. Not overly likely, though. This was in a pretty weird place, and he/she doesn’t seem to leave it very often. Every time I’ve been there, he/she’s been waiting for me! Geese are generally quite cunty, although I started feeding the geese in my Pretty LGBT Pride No Gender Only Goose Vintage Shirt. I wouldn’t have the guts to try and stroke one, though. So very much this. I just want to grab the OP by the arm and rip him away from that thing. Then RUN because now he is marked and the goose will lead the mob of screamy, bitey monsters after him. I’ve been chased down by a swan before. Should have been a chicken, then we could have made cock jokes.

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