The first time I saw you I couldn’t take my eyes off you. In school, I was always there for you when assholes you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out. Because of a Vintage Georgia Bulldogs American Flag Shirt. And I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn’t think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom, you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a douche who had asked another girl before you. That’s the reason I didn’t go because I couldn’t go with you.
Vintage Georgia Bulldogs American Flag Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Ladies Tee For Men And Women


Back in the day, you walked uphill both ways, and no one bitched and moaned about “privilege.” And if you wanted a dildo, you didn’t just go down to The Pleasure Hut or whatever. Sex stores off the highway? Are you MAD!?!?!! Back in the day, you had to go into the forest and find a Vintage Georgia Bulldogs American Flag Shirt. And you hid that hunk of wood from your parents. And when your dad was at work, and your mom was at book club, you snuck into your dad’s woodshop and you carved that piece of wood. you started with the table saw and rounded off the edges with the belt sander. If needed, you would have to bust out the Dremel. And you carved that dildo. And it took time.
Official Vintage Georgia Bulldogs American Flag Sweatshirt, Hoodie


No one wants a splinter in their woo-ha. Have you ever sat there, for 10 hours, sanding a Vintage Georgia Bulldogs American Flag Shirt? That you weren’t supposed to be in, while your dad was at work and your mom at book club? I DON’T THINK SO. And then after you sanded that wooden penis into a smooth, useable object, you had to lacquer it, and possibly apply a coat of varnish safe for insertion. Nowadays you damn kids and your purple dildos. You just go to Bob’s Crank Shaft and walk out with 14 purple dildos. And you’re talking about the privilege and the beep and the boop. When I met my wife, I didn’t just go down to Tom’s Rubber Tackle Shack and walk out with one of them magic vibrato things.
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mitchell (verified owner) –
The second time I bought the shirt from the store and generally the quality for me was quite ok
Tom Hiddleston (verified owner) –
I received the shirt, I enjoyed it
brownie1 (verified owner) –
Good quality products, beautiful colors
Dakota (verified owner) –
I received the shirt, I enjoyed it
Samuel (verified owner) –
Bought many times and still not disappointed in quality.
Celina (verified owner) –
T-shirts here are very beautiful
Myia (verified owner) –
Very nice T-shirt shop, will come back to next shop
Louisa (verified owner) –
Buy T-shirts at the store a lot and really reliable